My Bottom Dresser Drawer

certainly needs excavating, so...................

I found six light bulbs ????, two corset type (one with garters, one black lace/one white lace) lingerie garments that I doubt I have ever worn and certainly cannot wear now because they are too small, four or five pairs of shorts that are way too big for me currently, a pair of too big pants that went to a windsuit I once owned, some hardware that came with the house that we bought 11 years ago that I still have never figured out where it goes, three lime green net bags with drawstring tops that I bought to use in the car as catch all’s, a cute summer cutwork hat, a dusty pink crochet poncho with tags still on it apparently never worn, an orange crochet poncho, the shoulder pads from a purple velour robe that I hardly ever wear, two or three inflatable travel pillows, a white laundry bag with lavender flowers embroidered on it that I use to collect dirty clothing when I travel, a hood for a coat that I think I still have but never wear as it’s too big, a fur collar for another coat (my grey leather jacket), many plastic baggies that I use and reuse for travel to contain my toiletries so they won’t leak, a plastic garment bag ( I have looked many times for one when I packed and didn’t think I owned one), two or three miscellaneous stretchy shirts that are out of style, two license plates, a bathing suit, some bra pads (who knows what bra they go in), a plunge bra that I have never worn and probably never will……….. If I died today, what would someone think when they encountered this collection of “junk” IN MY BOTTOM DRESSER DRAWER.

WHAT'S DOES YOUR BOTTOM DRESSER DRAWER SAY ABOUT YOU?